MelissaLynn - Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya.

"We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Wandering by lone sea-breakers and sitting by desolate streams. World-losers and world-forsakers, upon whom the pale moon gleams: but we are the movers and shakers of the world forever, it seems."

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Tue Dec 15

Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya.

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power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies, YOU’LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES! 400 BABIES!

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