harry potter spent a lot of time on omegle before they finally took him to grimmauld place.

farnie:

fuckyeahvoldemort:

omegleshit:

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyz

You: hey

Stranger: where u from?

You: britain

Stranger: oh kewl. u like it there

You: no

You: voldemort’s back

You: and i’ve been stuck in this house for the whole summer

You: no news from anyone

You: after i defeated the dark lord like 2 months ago in a fucking graveyard in the middle of nowhere

You: OH YEAH, ALSO IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS BUT I GUESS THEY FORGOT ABOUT THAT LOL

You: OH AND HOW STUPID OF ME FOR FORGETTING, I ALSO KEPT HIM FROM STEALING THE SORCERER’S STONE IN FIRST YEAR LOL WOOPS MUST’VE SLIPPED THEIR TINY LITTLE FUCKING MINDS

You: OH RIGHT AND WHEN I WAS A BABY I STRAIGHT UP FUCKED HIM OVER BUT LOL TOTES 4GOT TO REMIND DUMBLEDICK ABOUT THAT ONE

You: LOL ITS COOL THOUGH I’LL JUST FUCKING

You: SIT

You: HERE

You: WITH

You: NO

You: FUCKING

You: IDEA

You: WHAT’S

You: GOING

You: ON

You: EVEN THOUGH VOLDEMORT’S TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: SALL GOOD GUYS LOL SALL GOOD IN THE HOOD

You: PRIVET DRIVE

You: P UNIT

Stranger: o________o

You: so how are you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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