1. I saw a door that said “Exit Only”. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said “I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like, a hundred percent.”

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      hahahaha well done, sport!
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      LOL tori your so funny. You come up with the wittiest things :p
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